Of facelift, shabu and martial law

By Ulysses Raciles Butuyan

 

Presidential yacht to undergo facelift. A president needs it, too.

Ilocanos still pushing Digong-Bongbong tandem. Only by those who have never heard of due process of law.

Shabu seized inside provincial jail. Where can’t shabu be found? There is more fun in the Philippines.

Madonna wows in unapologetically provocate show. Of course, what did they expect? Ballet and pasyon?

Poe: People’s sacrifices for democracy must be remembered. People continue sacrificing even after Edsa.

Pinoy indulges in double talk. Make it triple on even multiple.

Roxas: Martial law atrocities will haunt Bongbong. If Roxas becomes President, he’d better avoid brushing his teeth in the open.

8 of 10 Pinoys satisfied with Philippine democracy. Maybe. But 10 out of 8 hardly care for democracy.

Poll exec warns Pacquiao. If that executive wants to be knocked out, let’s encourage him to pursue.

Keep campaign clean, Bongbong tells rivals. Is he addressing the marines?

UNA wants longer presidential debate. Have mercy on the audience. Boredom can also cause death.

US reporters: INC men harassed us. The latter did not serve dinuguan.

Five rivals cross swords. False. One of them only uses the mouth.

Helpless and inutile Comelec? Not if the terms are right.

Ombudsman affirms indictment of Gov. Espino based on probable cause. Now there is an even stronger probable cause for the electorate to give his son a landslide victory.

Commission on Audit asked to probe “bankrupt” dairy farm. Let’s hope no one in government is still milking it.

PNP eyes peace covenant among political bets. Lift the gun ban. After the fireworks, they will all rest in peace.

Who is overseeing the enforcement of the ordinance banning fish pens? Those who want to build their own fish pens.

Fake fish feed blamed for slow growth of bangus. In addition to fake CDs DVDs, jewelry and bags.

According to the crime laboratory chemists, only shabu is positive and genuine, but none of them knows where it came from. Ask the buy-bust policemen.

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