That “lechon” is tainted
Tiburon
21 Sept 2011
Re: Lechon . . . The Benjie style
It could be the ultimate conception coming out … The Benjie’s … dream machine eclipsing all what was done wrong for Dagupan.
Was this idea done in passing – a quirk of the moment – that what he envisioned is not only an encouragement to a dicey lifestyle, but something impossible to accomplish?
To jumpstart this absurdity, he needs to produce a pig … a 100% certifiable organic pork nurtured in a clean environment, free to roam in a chemical-free farm, and never given hormones or antibiotics. These pigs should be raised as humanely as possible and handled with strict guidelines in this one of a kind pork production.
With The Benjie’s penchant for the magical, he better … clone … one.
These strict guidelines are insurmountable, and the PINOY pork producer accustomed to shortcuts could not meet, when his eyes glued to the bottom line of making a quick profit.
Affordability . . .
When you see Dagupeños starving . . . let ‘em eat . . . LECHON!
In a pig’s eye . . .
Dagupeños beware! The “lechon” offered on the table is tainted, and under no condition you dig your fingers into it.
Pig in a poke . . .
What’s going to happen, this mind-boggling contrivance can be seen thru the eyes of a pig . . . the concealment on what’s behind it.
Facts about pigs . . .
1) Pigs are a very social animal. They bonded with each other.
2) Pigs scream at 115 decibels more that than an airplane at 110 decs. That’s what you hear when The Benjie argue with VP Belen and the loyal opposition.
3) Pigs are very aggressive. They will fight, bite, and lie to get what they want.
4) Pigs have great vision. They can see any form of moneymaking scheme.
5) Pigs have a great sense of smell. Their highly developed sense organ can detect corruption to be made . . . a mile away.
6) Pigs have no sweat glands. They are tolerant to cold and heat. That’s why The Benjie wouldn’t sweat in remorse with all the scandals he’s into.
The pièce de résistance . . . The Benjie is a . . . PIG!
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