Candidates are a big joke

By December 10, 2009Punch Forum

Eduardo Pontaoe
9 Dec 2009

Re: Political circus

Romy Manuel:

You’re absolutely and undeniably right!

Politics in the Philippines especially in Pangasinan . . . is like Barnum and Bailey.

With the candidates lined-up for the coming election, most of the candidates are a . . . big joke!

There are candidates who couldn’t add, couldn’t write and completely blind.

Take Gina De Venecia for example. What’s she qualified for, but a wife of Joe De Venecia . . . a political wizzler-wazzler.

Celia Lim . . . wife of The Benjie, the most scandalous mayor Dagupan ever had.

Maki Pulido . . . blabbermouthed-milk-on-her-lips kid from Anda.

Jamie Agbayani . . . she doesn’t even know what’s medicine got to do with politics.

Kim Lokin . . . she can just look-in but not look-out for the Pangasinense.

Kimi Cojuangco . . . what she’s good at is to count the money at Portland Cement.

Rachel Arenas . . . the congressgirl who stays single being married to the people of the 3rd Disrict. She’ll have her hands full against Galant Soriano.

Marlyn Primicias-Agabas . . . . does Tito’s name has still its magic?

And Arturo (Torong) Lomibao . . . did I hear he took off into the sunset with his tail between his legs?

Hey . . . Gonz! How about it?

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