Eduardo Pontaoe
9 Nov 2008

Mr. de G . .

My! My! My!

There are different ways to skin a cat. There are different ways to tell a lie.

And equivocation is your forte. Convolutions does not mean a thing. Your lengthy rhetoric, is a rush on paradoxes that a mere mortal from Malasiqui wouldn’t understand what you’re talking about.

Make it concise, to the point. You tried to portray your discourse as a rolling thunder, but in reality . . . a fart . . . when it passes and the smell dissipates, it’s just an ordinary . . . farttt.

Come now, my dear Jevie, you’re jumping to conclusions. You are so presumptuous!

Me, against jueteng? Wellll, you were born yesterday. Next time wash your hands before you sit in my table.

Get my drift?