Stealing for GMA

By August 3, 2008Punch Forum

Ed Pontaoe
2 Aug 2008


Incentives for the Philippine Olympic Team?

What a trick!

Arroyo, in her cockamamie ideas . . . this one the most . . . in trying to coerce a gold medal from a team who couldn’t find their way in broad daylight showed her out-and-out incompetence again.

In her hope, of encouraging a mediocre and nonsensical 15 member Olympic Team to the Mao’s Olympics, Arroyo announced a P4.5 peso addition for every gold gain in the competition on top of the P5M; the silver is good for P2.5M and the bronze P1M.

And to add icing on carabao dung, Butch “The Buchered” Ramirez, commissioner of PSC, said a brand new wheels, a P1.3M Toyota Altis, will be given to the first “Pinoy” to win a gold.

With these . . . undermanned . . . undertrained . . . undernourished . . . undercoached . . . ragged band of glory seekers . . .

I say . . . .

To win gold, silver, a bronze, is for them to sneak in the locker room where they keep the medals and steal one for Arroyo.

The guttersnipe!

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