Espino’s code of conduct
Ed Pontaoe
28 July 2008
Gov. Espin-off forced down everybody’s throat Executive Order (EO) 0031-2008 demanding hardened-like-steel bureaucrats heed a militarist scheme of things.
The Code of Conduct . . .
Flunkies and blood suckers of the provincial government should, from now on, observe a mandatory dress code.
1) Everybody regardless of gender should wear yellow uniform on Monday’s.
2) Blue on Tuesday’s.
3) White for men and lavender for women on Wednesday’s.
4) Blue on Thursday’s.
5) Casual for men and white blouse for women on Friday’s.
The walking dead . . .
The proverbial day-in day-out taskmasters of every department should wear polo barongs 8/5. That’s a beauty to behold. Now, you’re looking at some live flowers not the wilted ones used to grace the halls of clout.
The shell game . . .
There will be info desks catering to visitors need. Admirable, the centralization of service. This should be liked because instead of different jerkos handling grease money, it is funneled and save poor Pangasinenses a few pesos to hasten paper work.
The wily cook . . .
Bistros are required to follow Espin-off’s code of conduct. They are obligated to explain the nutritional value of the food they prepare. They are also committed to tell every inquiring mind the freshness of the food either was cooked today or 4 days ago.
The vacuum cleaner . . .
Cleanliness, is malinis, is the emphasis on every nook and cranny of Espin-off’s Capitol Building. Trash wouldn’t be seen around the capitol grounds all the way to the unpristine beach behind Urduja. Smoking is allowed, but swallow the butt no dumping on the ground.
With the Gang of Three . . . Rafael “Excuses” Baraan, Dindin “Legal Chicken” Baniqued, Butch “The Butcher” Velasco . . . doing their morning chores sweeping the grounds . . . .
It could be a blast!
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