Espin-offs
Ed Pontaoe
24 April 2008
Espin-off, what a guy!
A year after the election we should get into the deep recesses of his brain with dying cells incapable to deliver anything but hot air.
The agenda of his bloated ego . . .
1) With fiery announcement, he declared the changes to be made in how the inept and corrupt bureaucracy of the provincial government communicates to do business. Speaky Pangasinansky dialecky. . . bull.
2) With a flair for the dramatic, a show of leadership that will shame Henry VIII, his first day in office was done picking cigarette butts.
3) With the pomposity of a Charles I . . . making the gullible Bishop Oscar Cruz salivate in his sleep . . . he declared unequivocally the complete eradication of jueteng in his watch. To his credibility this scum of the earth still runs unabated.
4) With promises to sweep Urduja clean of riffraff whose hands are in the till, he did an astonishing 360 and brought back from the profligate morass of Dagupan . . . the fox eternal . . . Rafael “Excuses” Baraan. It took Excuses not long to see where’s money to be made. And with the mind of a burglar he proposed a loan from the Land Bank a staggering P950M to make ends meet.
The crème de la crème . . .
Unleash the might of 2.7 million Pangasinenses to turbocharged a dying and clamorous tourism project in the province. Lest Espin-off unwittingly, his constituents 90% of whom are under poverty line couldn’t afford to eat 3x a day.
If his intention is to impress the balikbayans whose economic situations in America are also in question, and could hardly square-off with a plane ticket:
I would say unabashedly Espin-off has the “otek na monamon”!
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