Edener Benitez Fabella
10 Oct 2007

 

 

I have a theory of what may have been expressed on the recent attempt to steal again from the Filipino people by the usual scoundrels using codename ABC TE FG. I trust this will enlighten Mr. Joey de Venecia III and advance his knowledge in how to win friends big and small ones.

It is possible Joey misunderstood what Jose Pidal told him when they met at the Wacky House of Fruitcakes. Maybe he really didn’t ask him to back off. What he might have said was ‘bocayo?’

After all, Jose Pidal was aware how badly the industry is affected due to brisk sales of ‘bunuts and pangkiskis kaldero’.

Additionally, when Jose Pidal pointed a finger towards his face, it was the only proper thing for him to do since he was teaching him the lyrics of ‘pen pen de sarapen di kutsilyo de almasen?’

In other words, he needed the use of his finger in lieu of a conductor’s baton? O hindi ba posibli na ganito ang nangyari sa kanilang dalawa?

I read in the papers Raul Gonzales (DOJ secretary) was released yesterday from the hospital. Upon interview, he claimed with a new kidney, he feels like a 2 year old? Good Lord. If Filipinos agonized coping up with his senility, looks like Filipinos now have to deal with someone teething and enjoying a pacifier.

Remember the famous Trio Los Panchos from Mexico who dazzled us in the 50’s with songs like; Serenata, Besame Mucho, Sobor A Mi, Cielito Lindo, Quizas, Quizas, Quizas among many others? There’s rumors Trio Los Panchos are staging a comeback in the persons of Raul Gonzales (DOJ secretary), Sergio Apostol (GMA legal adviser) and Jesus Santos (Jose Pidal’s mouthpiece).

Rumor is, their initial concert will be in Malacanang to entertain the emperadora with their signature song -‘Kissass, Kissass, Kissass’ boy, I bet that will bring the house down. I will not be surprised if a general in the AFP decides not to be outdone. He can always do a Perez Prado version of ‘Esperon Querico Esperon, Cha Cha Cha na tayo ni Gloria!’.