China, Russia and USA

By Ulysses R. Butuyan

 

NO MILITARY ALLIANCE, JOINT OIL EXPLORATION WITH CHINA. Governance by trial and error also works. How can we even write “alliance” and “exploration” in Chinese? Shall we also start learning Russian? Putin ina!

MM TRAFFIC RANKED AMONG THE WORST IN WORLD. They haven’t even seen the kuligligs, tricycles, pedicabs, steel barriers and palay and corn drying on our highways.

UN RIGHTS BODY WORRIED BY DRUG KILLINGS. The Philippines is not.

DOH HOPES FOR DROP IN DRUG ABUSE. Stop hoping. Many alleged drug pushers and users are now dead, anyway.

UNCLAIMED BODIES OF SOME 250 HOMICIDE VICTIMS TURNED OVER BY THE POLICE TO A FUNERAL PARLOR ARE BURIED IN A MASS GRAVE. Adolf Hitler’s handiwork?

DOJ SEC. AGUIRRE NOT ALARMED BY THE SHOOTING OF AIDE’S CAR. Shooting of a drug suspect does not seem to alarm him, either.

DUTERTE: GOODBYE US, HELLO CHINA AND RUSSIA. When did he become the Republic of the Philippines?

PNP DRIVER IN EMBASSY RALLY FACES RAPS FOR RAMMING PROTESTERS WITH A VAN. Drug suspects are summarily killed. Criminals in uniform are entitled to due process of law.

PNP INCLUDES OBAMA AMONG HALLOWEEN MASKS. Have all Filipinos become shameless ingrates? Have we no friends and loved ones in USA to think of in terms of their personal and job security?

SANDIGANBAYAN SUSPENDS LAWMAKER FOR ALLEGED MISUSE OF PHP3-MILLION PORK. Did he convert it into sizzling T-bone steak?

WHO WON IN THE FINAL CLINTON-TRUMP DEBATE? Two lost, but Clinton wasn’t one of them. The third one could be a Chinese-Russian mutant.

PH BAGS $13.5B IN CHINESE LOANS AND CREDIT LINES. Neither strings nor noodles attached?

DUTERTE INTRODUCES MARCOS AS THE NEXT VICE-PRESIDENT. He better stay indoors when brushing his teeth.

DUTERTE ASSAILS US FOR STRICT VISA. If you’re not laughing at this, many hearts bleed for you!

“SEPARATION, NOT DIVORCE” IN RP-US RELATIONS; FOREIGN AFFAIRS OFFICIALS CLUELESS ON WHAT DUTERTE MEANT. The world is clueless on what he is.

WHAT FOOD DID XI JINPING SERVE DURING DUTERTE’S CHINA VISIT? Certainly not reptile meat. He is not a cannibal.

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