Stop the bastosan, kasuhan na!

By Gonzalo Duque

 

THE nation is now scandalized after being entertained by the political telenovela.

Tama na po. Malaswa na. Nakakahiya sa mga bata.

Ano ba yan, kung saan tumanda, naging walang hiya!

Akalain mo, nakuha pang manakot! Tama na ang melodrama. Obvious naman ang may sala eh.

Kasuhan na si sena-dura? Napaka kaswa!

In this hi tech age, we get the truth at lightning speed.

Kung buhay lang si pare Ager, maririnig na naman ang kanyang expression “agti pa la mantitilaan!”

Tapusin na ang ngalngalan. Kasuhan na. I-preso na si De Lima.

Na di-divide ang bansa. May talent din eh. Just like Eve, di ba?

In the name of public interest, kasuhan na, tigilan na ang ngalngalan.

What? May nag-text, pareho lang daw sila! What a gall?

Simple lang ang sagot, kung wala si Pangulo saan na tayo patutungo? Sa drug-land?

Trillionaires ang mga drug lords. Wala tayong kalaban-laban sa mga yan. Dapat walay paltak mo!

Under her watch at the justice department, you know what happened at the NBP? Naging Las Vegas! They manufactured shabu right there!

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IN Dagupan, precious living water has reached every household, thanks to the city govt.

Lately, the water district just opened up Barangay Herrero-Perez, a few days doing the same in Caranglaan, Carael, Lucao, Pugaro, Suit, ano pa ba?

Soon, all the Dagupan barangays will have drinking water. Pasalamat tayo kay Mayor Belen.

Gone are the days when diarrhea was a common ailment in Dagupan due to unsafe drinking water.

A big T.Y. to Mayora, super magaling, mabait pa. Painom ka na Mayor Belen!

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