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By June 6, 2016Archives, Opinion

Peace pact, smoking ban and death penalty

BUTUYAN

By Ulysses R. Butuyan

 

Duterte told: Peace pact first before appointing Reds. Hasn’t there been peace between him and them all along?

NUJP hits Panelo appointment as spokesperson for Duterte. Atty. Salvador Panelo finished law in the U.P. where, as a student, he recited in class eloquently and in impeccable English. Would he not be a huge improvement, then?

American dies in Pasay concert. Was the music that bad?

Woman hangs self after failing to pay her house rent. Was the landlord that unforgiving?

Trillanes found by the Court of Appeals guilty of indirect contempt. Better watch out once you hear an army tank rumbling by in Malate.

Lacson wants death penalty for plunder. Many if not most politicians won’t survive. Will he?

An openly gay man runs the Army. One even became the commander-in-chief of an entire armed forces somewhere.

Duterte to talk with China if… If he won’t drown in the China Sea.

Teodoro, Laurel decline offers to join Duterte Cabinet. They’d rather avoid the company of his headhunters.

Anti-smoking advocates await the imposition of the smoking ban. How would these advocates react if a smoking national leader of Duterte’s proclivities mandates that all non-smokers must smoke? Many non-smokers have died early. Many old folks who have been smoking like chimneys all their lives are now 90 or older. The Constitution guarantees the free exercise and enjoyment of human rights and liberties in ways that do not infringe on the rights and liberties of others. One of them is the pursuit of happiness, such as the pleasure enjoyed by smokers. But we can all agree to abandon smoking and other human pleasures once corruption in government stops, unless the grafters consider corruption as a legitimate pursuit of their happiness.

Comelec sets sights on poll offenders. Of course the Comelec is always upright; it’s just difficult to believe that the Comelec is not of them.

Pandan-flavored shabu seized in Dagupan. The drug may soon be found in ice-cream freezers and in as many flavors, compliments of drug lords garbed in attires officially worn by some politicians and policemen.

City starts clearing streets of ambulant vendors. Please include lawless, drunken, rude and reckless drivers.

Duterte should revitalize Phil. sports. Please exclude headhunting.

 

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