Of Duterte, Roxas and PNoy

By Ulysses R. Butuyan

 

ROXAS is ‘most presidential’ in UPang debate. After the elections, he still remains the most presidentiable.

Is Duterte guilty of excessive immorality? There’s no such thing. Even the slightest act of immorality is excessive enough.

Make sons of Pangasinan rise. How come there are still many midgets?

Who is afraid of Digong? His supporters.

Why are we so low on press freedom list? Because some media people allow themselves to be paid and used.

Palace confident of Roxas win in May elections. What year?

INC backs Duterte, Marcos. Long live the doctrine of separation of church and state!

Gordon: Martial law needed vs Abus. Frankly, all Filipinos deserve it.

Pnoy vows to prevent dictatorship. In the hands of others?

Win or lose, Duterte must explain wealth. Please include even his health.

Marcos wonders why Pulse Asia surveys are conflicting. False Asia surveys?

Honor thy father and thy mother. If he’s sure you are his son or daughter.

Peso weakens to 2-month low. That’s just the tip of the iceberg.

Aquino rates himself as the most outstanding president of the republic in the past and in the future. It’s our first time to know that he also has a strong sense of humor. But is anyone laughing?

Trump is Republican bet; Sanders still alive. Is Sanders politically comatose?

Binay to rivals: Don’t celebrate yet. Let’s hope they will remember to invite him.

Duterte and Miriam were funny tigers; Roxas and Poe were fair pets. No wonder, Binay was relegated to being a dark horse.

Is everyone happy with the election results? Let the mourners rejoice! The Bible says “Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God; the powers that be are ordained of God.”

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