Of Miriam, Grace and Bongbong

By Ulysses R. Butuyan

 

Want to know what separation of Church and State means? Come to the Justice Hall in Dagupan City. There’s a priest there who regularly conducts a mass for the religious in front of Mary and Baby Jesus. That’s what it means.

Broker flees with P100M. He earned his title with flying colors; his clients are now broke!

Give DOJ a chance to finish SAF 44 probe. Either 44 chances or 44 years? God forbid!

Bus, taxi fare cut expected. Let’s hold elections often and save lots of money.

Youths welcome Miriam. How they love entertainment!

Happiness makes world go round. Including tummies.

Poe can run for President. Let Ely Pamatong run, or the elections will be extremely boring.

US Embassy: Duterte invite nothing out of ordinary. They just want to learn from him what due process means.

Marcos Jr. told: Never again. His reply: Never again to wear yellow.

Next President’s cabinet should have more women, says Drilon. Is he suggesting Ely Pamatong be the next President?

Authorities in quandary over seized North Korean ship. They probably suspect it as a space ship; meaning, there’s literally nothing in it.

Lawyer nabbed for selling fake court resolution. Sometimes there are fake lawyers and judges, too.

Women’s desks of police stations need more funds. Plus napkins, please.

Court orders Comelec to issue receipts. Except for the unreceiptables.

BIR reshuffles, restructures. And recomputes, reassesses and re-collects.

Garbage as high as 3-story building collected in Manila. Many multi-story buildings around are garbage themselves.

Taxi driver gets a kiss for his honesty. What a delight if the kisser was a genuine she!

Not safe to return home – military. Their wives and mothers-in-law must be waiting for them, waving rolling pins.

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