Comelec, Madonna, Marriage

By Ulysses R. Butuyan

 

“COMELEC, PALACE: NO CHEATING.” That sounds like they were talking to each other.

“BISHOP SLAMS MADONNA: BEWARE THE EVIL ONE.” Who between them?

“GOVERNMENT MAY SURPASS REFORESTATION PROJECT.” Most likely, there’s digging of holes even on roads, old and new, everywhere these days.

“PNP FIREARMS CHIEF, ETC. SACKED OVER GUN LICENSES.” Small fry. Remember a President’s firing range buddy?

“MARRIAGE IS HARDWORK, YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO PLEASE YOUR WIFE.” Include your mother-in-law.

“P-NOY: PEOPLE POWER WASN’T ABOUT AQUINO VS. MARCOS.” It was about one dictator versus another.

“IT’S ALL OVER; MARCOS FLEES.” Some other fleas came next.

“WE’RE NOT BLAMING P-NOY FOR MASSACRE.” During the massacre he was only the President, not a foot soldier.

“MAYOR WHO USED U.S. PASSPORT OUSTED.” He could be happier if deported to the U.S., instead.

“BINAY, GRINGO SKIP EDSA RITES.” Disappointed with the fleas that followed.

“TRILLIANES TWITS RIVALS.” Beware! He doesn’t know how to drive a military tank properly.

“POLICEMAN MADE ME STRIP, CRIES STUDENT.” He must have turned furious when the student turned out to be another male.

“MORE BODY PARTS FOUND; KILLER SHOWS NO REMORSE.” The killer may be a candidate aspiring for criminal liability exemption on the ground of insanity. Some political candidates in our midst are as crazy. In their self-righteousness, they think they are cleaner than the front-runner.

“NOW A BETTING FAVORITE, TRUMP CONFOUNDS RIVALS.” Trump is not a tramp. He’s simply a billionaire trying to show that money talks better than the tongue. As a song goes, “When you’re rich they think you really know.”

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