Playing with fire

By September 20, 2015Archives, Opinion

So Grace Poe has declared!  Ho-hum…

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By Gonzalo Duque

A VERY good friend, Atty. Connie Perez, is very mad at dynamite fishers plying their nefarious trade at the Lingayen Gulf in San Fabian.

She texted us the other day, fuming at the criminal temerity of illegal fishers using explosives that hurt her tender ears even in the distance.

Ang lupit, Atchi Connie! While jotting down the “bongbong” (not Marcos) she texted us  “ 12:23 a.m., 2:27 a.m… thrice today.  We should start a campaign!”

Her admonition to Maj. Sadino of the Phil. Coast Guard “the bombers fall under your jurisdiction because the urea they used is used by the terrorists, and the PNP has a directive to monitor that. Your office mandates you to check and monitor the urea sales in agriculture stores. It will tell you are overloading beyond their land use of fertilizers.”

The brilliant daughter of the late Speaker Eugenio Perez recalled that the PNP a couple of years ago were able to stop the dynamites.”

Hmmm… ok yay atchi tayo ha, her civic spirit, panagarod sumisigay, baley na San Fabian tan probinsya!

Ano ba, mga walang binatbat – o kasabwat! – na  cost guard or cash guard!

Shape up or alis diyan?

MABUHAY KA, Atchi Connie, stay great!

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Now that Sen. Grace Poe has done the expected, so what now?

Nakakaantok  sa totoo lang.

Wala yan, mga igan .  Many of us were initially kind to her by virtue of her ancestry(!),  but she should have  been more sensitive, more mature and responsible!

How about Chiz? Ay, lasong isa rin iyan, sugsog! Mababaw pala! Self-centered! Ipapasubo toy  cute little baby ed aray masisiba tan masibasib ya ankakabaleg ya di pangil ya political pating!  Ay, nakakaawa talaga. Di alam ang pinapasukan! Hindi piknik ang presidential politics, mga…bata!

Kung di makapagpigil ang fire player – for the real love Grace,  na dapat ilayo sa kapahamakan, dapat pang bise lang sa, or just stay put as good senator…

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Oh, yes, a lot of you, dear readers, have been asking how our man Rody Duterte is doing? 

He is not withdrawing contrary to what Mar Roxas’ propagandist Philip Lustre has been harping na kesyo may throat cancer daw….

Itaga nyo ito sa bato, Mayor Duterte is running, and he will win…  

One day last week, our son Mandoy and his friends were sadly talking among themselves, and that they sort of agreed not to vote anymore amid the rumor that the Davao mayor was withdrawing.

They only shelved the plan when they got the assurance he is still in the fight of his life.

The young group’s attitude was reflected in Mindanao and in the Visayas, too.

Oh, yes, even among the OFWs, who were  felt  sayang kung magwi-widro.”

Some people say if the withdrawal yarn was attributed to Roxas, many would probably react like this, “dat’s hampasable, kapit tuko e !”

Kung si Binay, marami ang papalakpak at sabay kibit balikat “dapat lang, kasi korap!”

Duterte? Dumagundong ang bansa ng  “sayang!!!” (with 3 exclamation points).

Please don’t forget that in the aftermath of Typhoon Yolanda, people witnessed how Mar Roxas treated the storm-victimized family of the Romualdezes, particularly Mayor Alfredo Romualdez, ayaw na nating isipin… Nakakadismaya talaga si Mar, parang hindi lider.

Ha? Oo nga, hindi naman, talaga e!

By the way, while we were doing this column, a justice gave a casual view that Grace Poe will be disqualified. “Just watch,” he said. 

In Mar Roxas’ case, now is the time to test P-noy’s loyalty to him. 

Where is Erap in the picture? Medyo matindi yong statement niya na mapipilitan siyang kakandidato kung walang lalaban kay Mar! 

Is he preparing for a Binay fall from grace because of the massive corruption charges?

Is Grace going to be disqualified?  

Did Erap intentionally forget Duterte because the latter is the best candidate and sure winner?

Abangan!

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