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‘One-time, big-time’ fumbling

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By Ermin Garcia Jr.   THE 7epaLiFes fumbled one time-big time. Big time because they always thought they can never go wrong. Well, they did! And one-time, because the consequences are irreversible. Bottom line: The majority bloc lost its single most important hostage since they marched inside the session hall…

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‘One-time, big-time’ fumbling

By October 1, 2023Punchline

Who is lying? Guv or Cong?

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By Ermin Garcia Jr.   THE AGUILA alliance (Guico-Lambino-Cojuangco) is showing signs of dissolution. Ok, to the ladies and gentlemen closely following politics at the provincial level – place your bets! The indications are, it will break. But in politics, division and subtraction are hardly employed. In any given political…

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Who is lying? Guv or Cong?

By September 24, 2023Punchline

ILABAN SU BALEY! (Fight for the city!)

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By Ermin Garcia Jr. THAT’S the battle cry of the Belen Fernandez administration to rally sectors affected by the lost support and benefits that her 2023 annual budget promised after the 7 epaLiFes (majority in SP) engineered to deprive them of these. Mayor Belen urges her supporters, ILABAN SU BALEY!…

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ILABAN SU BALEY! (Fight for the city!)

By September 18, 2023Punchline

Simply idiotic

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By Ermin Garcia Jr.   IF you are wondering why the activities of the seven notorious epaLiFes who claim to be dedicated public servants (Councilors Red Erfe-Mejia, Celia Lim, Dada Reyna-Macalanda, Alfie Fernandez, Alvin Coquia, Irene Lim-Acosta and Marilou Fernandez) continue to hug The PUNCH headlines, here’s why – It…

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Simply idiotic

By September 3, 2023Punchline

Dagupan continues to suffer

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By Ermin Garcia Jr.   LAST week, the sun was out. The city streets were dry. Stores were open. Cars, jeepneys, tricycles and motorcycles were back with a vengeance hugging the city streets. Vendors occupied dry sidewalks.   Most everyone resumed their daily routines in Dagupan City. Worse, images of the…

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Dagupan continues to suffer

By August 13, 2023Punchline

Surreal vs. real waterworld

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By Ermin Garcia Jr.   IN the mid-50s till mid-60s, the world found the bright illuminating moon as the epitome and symbol of one’s endless love for the other. Going out on a date with the full moon shining overhead was a plus for a couple… they who promise the…

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Surreal vs. real waterworld

By August 7, 2023Punchline