Just smell the roses

By January 7, 2012Punch Forum

Tiburon
4 Jan 2012

 

Re: no need for aid

At 73 years of age, Mr. ET, you don’t need any kind of aid to help strengthen your wobbling legs.

You’re way past your prime, old man!

Viagra . . . wouldn’t work on an old horse who couldn’t barely moved, and if you force it, your poor heart will surely give it up on you.

Shark fins . . . are not well suited to your failing health, and its powers on the libido are suspect. And these dominant creatures of the sea, are becoming protected species internationally.

You are better off on a rocking chair doing nothing . . . just smell the roses!

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