Of Binay, Duterte, Poe, Roxas and Santiago

By Ulysses R. Butuyan

 

EX-mayor faces graft charge. Madam Ombudsman, please take it easy. We do not have enough jailhouses to accommodate all the grafters in government, whether local, national, ex or incumbent.

The hoodlum judge is back. Who says he/she ever left?

SC slaps Comelec twice. Don’t be surprised. After all, it has two faces: the left and the right.

Poe’s calvary has just begun. But has she memorized her seven last words?

Duterte: With Binay as president, we face a bleak future. Better than facing a firing squad.

Pregnant mothers join Buntis Day. There are many balloons in “Balon Dagupan,” whether pregnant, menopaused or impregnable.

Miriam to skip Comelec debate. She must have already spoken more than enough.

More than 20,000 attend Duterte rally in Davao. Make it even much more than that, had many others not died already.

Roxas has P7-B uncleared advances, yet the LP says it is Binay, instead, who should explain his wealth. Why is Roxas, the administration candidate, always portrayed as fair while the opposition’s Binay is always described as dark?

SC: Poe eligible on residency, citizenship. Competence was not raised as an issue.

Duterte to face raps for Davao killings. Are there still living witnesses?

Mar vowed to demolish rivals in second presidential debate. Did he enlist Duterte’s assistance?

Taxi driver harasses lady passenger over tip. What kind of tip he wanted, the lady might have forgotten to ask.

Comelec OKs voting in 86 malls nationwide. For the shopping convenience of those who prostitute their votes.

Rivals gang up on Binay. Graft raps vs. him overshadow debate issues. If the debaters were under oath, they would all go to jail for perjury, for there is no such thing as an honest man and the self-righteous are invariably the most dishonest.

One can lock and send a prayer to heaven. Why expose your prayer to the risk of interception or delay? God is everywhere, and He doesn’t even need anyone’s help or intercession.

Binay, Duterte want hero’s burial for Marcos. Somewhere at the NAIA tarmac or within Hacienda Luisita?

Noy insists he kept his promise to push for peace. Persuasion isn’t confined to pushing. The gentle art of pulling also helps.

UP denies persona non grata resolution vs Duterte. UP knows that no person may be deprived of life without due process of law.

Nokor fires short-range missiles into sea. No wonder one of their naval ships sought refuge here.

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