Of women, Comelec, politics

By Ulysses Raciles Butuyan

 

Women define success as happiness and independence. Men must be wishing they could define it in the same way.

Female cadet is PMA ‘goat’. She must be good looking.

More women in high places. It’s more exciting that way.

Bong Marcos assures women’s voice in government. Imelda’s idea?

Ruling on Poe amended Constitution, says justice. It was first amended during CJ Corona’s impeachment.

DNA test shows twins had different fathers. Perhaps the fathers themselves are twins, too.

Prosecutor arrested, charged for attack in police office. In some drug cases, they seem to be best of friends.

Al Gore to train PH climate warriors. He will train them on how to gore the climate villains in our midst.

Duterte to rivals: Waive secrecy on bank accounts. How about secrecy on summary executions and disappearances?

Don’t mix service with politics. But, of course. Politics is the direct opposite of public service. It is more of self-service at the expense of the public.

Comelec hit for fear-mongering. When can we ever trust people in government?

Comelec: Few weeks’ poll delay possible. Are those Biblical weeks?

8 dummies, 3 companies, 139 bank accounts traced to VP. Guess who ordered to “trace” them.

NPA offers campaign fee discounts to candidates. Is Binay additionally entitled to senior citizen discount?

China steps up war of words with US. How will they understand each other?

Keep calm and step away from stress. Stay single.

What to do about Nokor ship? Convert it into a sari-sari store or a noodles stand.

Group sets ‘pork holiday’ if smuggling not stopped. Here’s an easy fix: Convert to Islam or to Seventh Day Adventists.

4 “NBI agents” nabbed after trader cries extortion. Are the quotation marks necessary?

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