Of Pacquiao, Trump and Pinoy

By Ulysses Butuyan

 

Shabu seized inside provincial jail. A drugstore behind bars.

Realignment of TPLEX route sought. If the expressway is extended to Baguio and Mountain Province, call it SKYPLEX.

Drug pusher arrested for rape. He pushed twice.

Comelec optimistic about credible elections. Only the results are invariably incredible.

Binay, Duterte and Roxas tie in latest polls. Somehow Miriam is sandwiched between two ties.

Pacquiao downed by his stand on homosexual. Next time, he should try doing it lying down.

Foes step up attacks versus Trump. The surest way to defeat him is to steal his billions. In that way, how could his foes lose?

AFD finds no evidence of Chinese occupation of atoll. Certainly, if they patrol during high tide.

Roxas tells Binay not to turn the Philippines into the next Makati. Would he object if, instead, Binay renames all major roads and highways around the country “Roxas Boulevard”?

Power tower bombed twice. Does anyone smell martial law?

Politicians told not to use student apprentices in government for campaign purposes. That may be child abuse.

Full impact of drought seen to spare Central Luzon. Only floods are reserved for Central Luzon and Metro Manila.

Binay stands to benefit if Supreme Court upholds disqualification of Poe, says Roxas. Does that mean that even Poe supporters are not attracted to Roxas?

P-Noy sees approval of Bangsamoro Basic Law within the next two years. It’s called passing the buck.

Filipino voters are not sheep. Some are only crocodiles.

Edsa will not be forgotten. But why should it be remembered?

We are not blind to darkness and oppression of Marcos years. No, we are not blind. A lot of us are just dumb.

Ward patient are tagged with names different from their own. Expect the First Ward War to erupt.

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