Of Binay, Duterte and head-hunting

By Ulysses R. Butuyan

 

POPE open to making women deacons. Perhaps the priests would rather call them deaconesses, unless gays can fall under the women-deacon category.

Duterte forms head-hunting teams for Cabinet. Lethal injection is too expensive, and given the frequent brownouts the electric chair is now extinct.

Binay to spend more time with family. For months they hardly saw him even during the day.

Poe thanks supporters and media. “There’s no business like show business.”

Roxas celebrates birthday in Baguio. The election results were too hot for comfort.

Professor who cried poll fraud cancels forum. He must have heard that Duterte is now forming a head-hunting Cabinet.

Bongbong leading over Robredo abroad. If he makes it, will he become an OFWVP?

Stolen voters’ data used in vote-buying. It follows. Even the money used in prostituting voters was stolen.

Survey: Espinos to beat Cojuangcos. How accurate! The survey must have been conducted by geodetic engineers, not by Asia Pulse.

Cojuangcos, Espino trade barbs on vote-buying. Time to decriminalize vote-buying, illegal drugs and illegal gambling. No politician has ever been brought to justice for these crimes; only the small fry are jailed.

Namfrel gives ‘75’ grade to May 9 automated polls. That is not necessarily a passing grade. Admittedly, someone gained access to the system and introduced an alteration when Comelec was not looking.

Top gov’t posts open; wanted: best and brightest for Duterte Cabinet. This country never runs out of head-hunters, anyway.

Computer controversy won’t die. Indeed it won’t, for as long as the fraudsters are still alive, and the price is right.

What now, VP Binay? Some say that by hook or by crook he had to go, for the present dispensation fear him more than Duterte’s head-hunters.

Special polls in Antique. Not to accommodate “flying” voters, you must agree.

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