Of senatoriables, election, terrorism, etc.

By Ulysses R. Butuyan

 

TAXI driver dies while urinating along a street. Hasn’t the death penalty been entirely suspended?

Canada outraged by beheading. The Abu Sayyaf terrorists forgot to consult Duterte on how to do it better.

Pnoy vows full force of the law vs. Sayyaf. We’ve heard that many times before.

PNP officials pledge to be non-partisan. We’ve heard that even more times before.

Air traffic delays ballot delivery. The Comelec hacker may have something different to say.

Only 13 senatorial bets have statistical chances of winning. Most likely, that means logistical.

Manila No. 2 in global risk index. Maybe the Philippines is No. 1.

Party-list group says De Lima is not qualified to be a senator. She might consider running for barangay kagawad next time.

Few sparks fly in final presidential debate. The others feared for their lives, with Miriam and Duterte around.

BIR: Taxpayers data are safe with us. Please see to the safety of the taxpayers, too.

Mindanao will be priority, says Duterte. If in six months he will eliminate those he perceives to be criminals, will Mindanaoans be the first to go?

Pangasinan bags 8^th Hall of Fame Award. God forbid if all it gets next time are empty cement bags.

Espino to voters: Accept Cojuangco’s cash doleout. Even far better if it’s with bags of cement.

Tight security in Dagupan on debate day. The police knew Duterte was coming.

Bishop urges Catholics to pray the rosary. The Lord must have long memorized it.

“Operation Baklas” did not spare Roxas’ tarpaulins. The dismantlers knew a better use for them.

Why don’t the candidates fear the Comelec? Maybe because some Comelec husbands are even afraid of their wives.

 

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