Duterte, Robredo, Bato

By Ulysses R. Butuyan

 

NO MARTIAL LAW, SAY SPEAKER, DND CHIEF. Do they think they have the last say?

PSG AMBUSH FAKE? Is there anything that’s true or new nowadays?

DUTERTE TO MAUTE GROUP: I DON’T WANT WAR. That is, if the rules of war are not lopsided in his favor.

BID TO REVIVE DEATH PENALTY ALARMS CATHOLIC BISHOP. PNP has long singlehandedly revived it with impunity.

VP ROBREDO QUITS CABINET: EVEN CHED CHAIR LICUANAN IS BARRED FROM CABINET MEETINGS. A cabinet has no space for objections.

CATHOLIC CHURCH DISCRIMINATES AGAINST WOMEN. For dressing themselves like priests, and vice versa.

QPCD TO REVISE THREATENING LETTER REQUIRING HOMEOWNERS TO ATTEND MEETING ON OPERATION TOKHANG.  Someday the police will learn the meaning of divine justice.

DRUG SURRENDERER KILLED BY MOTORCYCLE RIDING GUNMEN WEARING BONNETS OR HELMETS. Do people still know the difference between policemen and gunmen?

THE PNP KILL RATIO IS MUCH HIGHER THAN IN COUNTRIES WITH COMPARABLE VIOLENCE. We have become far more barbaric than when people were still monkeys.

IN OUR SO-CALLED DRUG WAR, WHEN THE POLICE OPEN FIRE, SUSPECTS ALMOST ALWAYS DIE. And the police almost always survive, even receiving commendations and promotions. In no time, they’re acquitted by magistrates who have the propensity to blindly invoke regularity in the police performance of official duties. Some judges dream of promotions, too.

PNP PROBER ASKS: WHOM DO WE PROTECT MORE, THE DRUG SUSPECTS OR LAW ENFORCERS? Does he want to ask another stupid question?

DUTERTE: “JUST CALL ME MAYOR, NOT PRESIDENT OR YOUR EXCELLENCY.”  How about calling him Mr. CVO? It seems that barangay “policemen” are now being addressed as “honorable” the way the rest of barangay officials love to call themselves, anyway.

LENI: IT’S TIME FOR COURAGE. It always is, but courage without action is utterly meaningless. And now she says she must support Duterte.

FORT ILOCANDIA RESORT AND CASINO CLOSED. It may soon re-open under a new management?

DUTERTE ACCEPTS LENI’S RESIGNATION WITH “HEAVY HEART.” She does not think he is heartless.

DRUG QUEEN YIELDS TO BATO. What a taste! Isn’t he too huge and heavy for her safety and comfort?

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