Where is proof of Pangasinan founding?

By February 20, 2012Punch Forum

Tiburon
20 Feb 2012

 

Re: Pangalatotland’s history

The tale of this forsaken place whether borne out of histrionics or outright falsehood based on a kingdom woven from an unverifiable source, has been on a long saga of unbelievable cover-up, unsustainable in form and substance.

The chartering that never was . . .

Mr. Gonzalo, as chairman of the historical committee, with marching orders from the – wigman – himself, to do research when the province was chartered, did it from a short distance, when he put his forefinger up in the wind while getting drunk with Jun Velasco, that if something comes out dirtier than the tip of his finger, then the chartering should be in the 16th century, presumably 1548 to be exact.

How they arrived at this date, only incompetent fools know, possibly because of drunken stupor, him and Jun Velasco pulled the number from the bottle of GSM Blue.

There were plans to check the archives of the U of Madrid, and Barcelona, too, but was cancelled when the “brains” behind all this wizzle-wazzle, Mr. Gonzalo, realized it would become an exercise in idiocy.

The so what . . .

On your truthfulness, Mr. Gonzalo? We would like to see the papers researched by Pangalatot historians the veracity of the evidence presented to Gov. Espino, which until now you haven’t done it yet. All we hear, is coming from the horse’s mouth!

The nit-picking . . .

Unjustified criticism, eh, Mr. Gonzalo? When you are pushed against the wall, you grab on anything a drowning man would do, and blame everybody for your avoidable mistakes.

By the way . . .

Did you mean nit-picking or nose-picking? You picked your nose . . . a despicable manner . . . while drinking with your beerkadas, ain’t you, Mr. Gonzalo?

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