Digong, Bato, Dayan, and De Lima

By Ulysses R. Butuyan

 

UN RAPPORTEUR ON EXTRAJUDICIAL KILLINGS TO VISIT PHL NEXT YEAR. Will there be surviving witnesses willing to testify?

BLANKET DENIAL FROM DE LIMA. Was she also wearing a blanket in Dayan’s time?

MAGUINDANAO MASSACRE CONVICTION SEEN UNDER DUTERTE. Will he be the next judge on the case?

BATO WEEPS DURING THE SENATE HEARING ON PNP INVOLVEMENT IN DRUG TRAFFICKING. Guess who will win in the next Oscars.

PHL-US MILITARY EXERCISE TO FOCUS ON DISASTER REPONSE. Aren’t the ongoing summary executions our worst disaster ever?

TRUMP CHANGES TUNE ON HILLARY AND OBAMA, ETC. Indeed, the Lord alone anoints all rulers, including Duterte. And He is infallible.

MARCOS SCULPTURE UNDER REPAIR. Will he and Duterte look like identical twins?

DRUG SUSPECTS SLAIN IN A PDEA VEHICLE. The PDEA guys are all alive and well.

LAWMAKERS FEAST ON DAYAN-LEILA LOVE AFFAIR. Maybe they have never had an affair as good.

PUTIN OFFERED A BARGAIN DEAL FOR GUNS. Did Duterte show his senior citizen ID?

MAYORS ANXIOUS OVER DRUG KILLINGS. Many of them think they are drug protectors, for good reason.

DAYAN ON HIS LOVE AFFAIR: OUR LOVE WAS LIKE SIGNAL NO. 5. But who was on top of the situation as the storm raged?

DAYAN BROUGHT TO AN UNDISCLOSED SAFEHOUSE AFTER HIS TESTIMONY IN CONGESS. Some safehouses are notoriously unsafe, though.

MARCOS MORTICIAN: FACE ON DISPLAY WAS ONLY WAX. How about his war medals?

CHURCH BELLS RING FOR END TO KILLINGS. They also ring for funerals.

WHY DOES OUR COUNTRY HAVE MEDIOCRE LEADERS? Because all they need to have to qualify for election is the ability to read and write, and the Constitution doesn’t even specify what dialect or language and how many words they can read and write.

PALACE: DUTERTE IMMUNE FROM SUIT. If he murders the Pope, Trump or Bato in open view and on Supreme Court grounds, he can’t be arrested or charged?

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