Punching Bug

By November 21, 2016Archives, Opinion

Rubout, cursing, Abu Sayyaf

BUTUYAN

By Ulysses R. Butuyan

 

PINOYS ABLE TO FISH FREELY, UNDISTURBED AT SCARBOROUGH SHOAL. May Filipino fishermen introduce fish pens, too?

BISHOP: NO MORE CURSING AS IT BOTHERS ONE’S CONSCIENCE. Summary execution of crime suspects doesn’t bother?

MAGUINDANAO MAYOR’S KILLING AT CHECKPOINT, RUBOUT OR SHOOTOUT? Ask the local fortune tellers. Sometimes they are more credible.

WHERE WAS THE UNIQUE IDENTITY OF FILIPINOS DISPLAYED LAST MONTH? In China and Japan, thanks to the speaker and his cheering OFW audiences.

TOLL OF SUSPECTED ABU SAYYAFS KILLED RISES TO 38. Their being mere suspects is proof enough of their guilt beyond reasonable doubt.

PUSHING SPLIT WITH AMERICA COUNTERS DEEP PH TIES. Higher in importance Ph-US ties are nothing, compared to someone’s longtime personal grudge against the US. Now you know who alone is the Republic of the Philippines.

“IT’S NOT RIGHT TO KILL, KILL, KILL.” Don’t worry; compliments of the police, the killings are now better known as shootouts.

WHY IS THE CHURCH CONCERNED ABOUT HUMAN ASHES? It may be because human ashes have no human rights.

US STOPS SALE OF ASSAULT RIFLES TO PH. They might be used to kill American drug suspects extra judicially.

MASKED GUNMEN BARGE INTO HOUSE AND KILL 5 ALLEGED DRUG USERS. Were the assailants wearing creepy Halloween costumes? Just call them unidentified vigilantes if you wish to live longer.

GOV’T AIDES ‘SUSPRISED’ BY FVR RESIGNATION. He may even be more surprised why they are still in the Cabinet.

EVEN BRAVE TROOPS ARE AFRAID OF GHOSTS! They may even be more afraid of their wives.

PNP LISTS 128 BARANGAYS CLEARED OF DRUGS. And of drug suspects, God forbid!

SAN ROQUE DAM BACK TO NORMAL OPERATIONS. Include tilapia propagation, please.

KNOW IF A SECRET DRUG LAB IS IN YOUR AREA. Absolutely nothing in Asingan, where Koreans and Chinese were allegedly seen on a farm but who were identified as chickens merely. Chickens wearing shoes, maybe.

DPWH: IT’S LGU’S CALL TO REMOVE HIGHWAY AND ROAD OBSTRUCTIONS SUCH AS DRYING PALAY AND STEEL BARRICADES. All nuisances per se such as those will be abated on sight. Suspected drug pushers and users are not like them, but drug lords are, nuisance per se anywhere but the authorities seem completely unable to see them.

PH DEPLOYS TWO COAST GUARD BOATS TO PANATAG SHOAL. China must be cowering in fear.

TRILLANES: BE WARY OF A LEADER WHO LIES. How can one tell when an inveterate liar is not lying?

5 DAGUPAN VILLAGES DECLARED DRUG-FREE. All suspected users and pushers already summarily killed or arrested? Drug lords and protectors are all unknown, alive and free?

INFANTA FISHERS WANT FREE, TOTAL ACCESS AROUND SCARBOROUGH SHOAL. They were blind to the profoundness of Chinese humor.

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