Of Trillanes, Marcos and Duterte

By Ulysses R. Butuyan

 

Mar: By May, I’ll be flavor of the month. Will he be frozen or liquefied? God forbid if liquidated, instead.

Duterte foes pounce on his rape joke. Even murder seems to be just a laughing matter now. President Duterte? A choice between laughter and tears.

Palace assures there’ll be power. Malacañang power, that is.

Pnoy satisfaction rating drops. Has it dropped dead yet?

Huge oil price hikes greet motorists. Happy motoring!

Miriam ‘greenest’ for environmentalists. Is Binay the brownest?

LP to probe envelope distribution at Mar’s sortie. Only distributing empty envelopes constitutes a crime.

Most inmates charged for illegal drugs. Many courts don’t seem to realize that some, if not many, arresting officers are making fortunes out of the drug cases they falsely contrive and file.

Whale sharks sighted anew in Lingayen shores. There are far more of them in the government service.

Cojuangco: Espino’s survey, self-serving. That remark may be self-serving, too.

Why is Comelec not doing anything about illegal postering of candidates? Some Comelec guys can neither read nor count.

Trillianes: Duterte told me how he did killings. Perhaps not with the use of an army tank?

Canada to legalize marijuana. In the Philippines, on the other hand, it seems that shabu has already been regularized.

Marcos: I can work with anyone. That would be worrisome if he has also Duterte in mind.

No GMA posters, no campaign in Pampanga race. Not even Pnoy’s picture behind hers.

Duterte prepared to cut ties with US, Australia. Their due process of law concept is too complicated.

Comelec hacker arrested. He knows too many of its secrets.

Army, PNP: We do not negotiate with lawless groups. That’s why when ‘lawless groups’ are massacred, the incident is invariably called a shootout.

6 suspected drug pushers slain in shootout. See?

Bar exam result out May 3. Please make it credible. Miriam didn’t deserve her grade at all.

Still no revamp at NAIA. Has anyone ever heard of the ka-barilans?

Duterte invokes freedom of speech. Not every husband enjoys that freedom at home.

Lawmakers excluded from pay hike. Some of them should be excluded from Congress, instead.

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